Stephen Hawking rules modern art is rubbish after all

I love the idea that the world was basically waiting with baited breath for Stephen Hawking to make a ruling on the existence of God:

There is no place for God in theories on the creation of the Universe, Professor Stephen Hawking has said.

He had previously argued belief in a creator was not incompatible with science but in a new book, he concludes the Big Bang was an inevitable consequence of the laws of physics.

The Daily Mash:

"And - though it probably goes without saying - if the creation did not involve chocolate or monkey balloons, then who made your so-called 'physics'? Thrust and parry!"

Professor Hawking had previously argued that a 'grand unified theory of everything' could offer a glimpse inside the mind of chocolate but now accepts that such a discovery would finally make chocolate irrelevant, except for maybe Aeros and Wispas.